My Camaro parked outside of Wheeler Hall on the UC Berkeley campus. This big baller cruisin’ mobile is FOR SALE! Lucky you…if you want it, send an email out to me.
	A cute Collie/Australian Shepard mix doggie.
	Kelly’s peeps.
	This is what I’m like after working WAY too much overtime.
	Our house…at the time this picture was taken, our air conditioning bill was running kinda high due to the lack of walls.
	My buddy Richard cleaning my pool as he should be doing…haha..j/k. He’s cleaning his pool because I told him the pool looks like ass.
	Here are some people that showed up at my wedding banquet. Look at them…just standing there on the balcony looking down at someone’s camera, as if they know them. The guy on the right looks like he’s up to no good…hahaha.
	This, my friend, is the ultimate cheesecake made from scratch. One time, my lame friend Joel dropped this piece of artwork on the floor. Me and Mick just looked at it fall in slow motion. Although it fell on the floor, we still ate it...it was the 5 second rule!
	Here were some of the 24 pack of Budweiser that we used for our wedding. Drinking issues, nah!
	Here is my wife and her cousin…looking like bum out in the park. Aside from their fancy clothing, the cardboard really gives that realism. Now, all we need is the newspaper blankets…
	This is a house near mine…I was driving by and I noticed that the garage door was not aligned!!!! Somebody must have gotten a serious Singapore beating after this happened!
	The 2003 Honda Accord EX-L. Although it’s only a 4-banger, it still has plenty of power to get me to where I need to go. Probably one of the better stock vehicles I’ve ever driven in a LONG TIME. Currently, it has over 22,000 miles on it and has lots of dead bugs on the front of the bumper.
	This is our six-tier wedding cake. You’d think those little posts would be completely sturdy…but don’t worry, the cake never fell over.
	Our wedding day at the church. Walking into the church and you’ll definitely notice how big those organ pipes are!!! I feel sorry for the guy that has to go there and polish those stainless steel pipes up. Notice how small we are standing up there next to the organ pipes.
	The cruise ship that me and my wife went on for our honeymoon. I had never been on a cruise before and I thought it was really fun. By the way, that ship had food 24 hours a day!!!! You can NEVER get hungry on there.
	This is one of my dogs, Joy. This purebred German Shepard had to grow into her ears since her ears were so big! At the time of this picture, I believe she was at 5 months.
	The other little terror that my wife picked out. Paige (named after the host of Trading Spaces because at the time, there was a marathon of the show) is a Golden Retriever mix. This photo was taken on the first day at her new home…she was 6 weeks.
	Joy (9 weeks) and Paige (10 weeks) looking curiously into the camera.
	Paige tearing up her new elephant doll.
	Lion dancers at our wedding. I wonder if the guy in the back of the lion will end up having back problems from hunching over so much…
	So…who says Accords have a small trunk? As a testament to that theory, I purchased 120 two liter bottles of Coke and put them all into the trunk. Did it all fit? Heck yeah! Living out in the Central Valley really makes you kinda thirsty.
	So here are the 120 two liter bottles of Coke. For some reason, it just looks better inside of the house instead of at the store. Maybe it’s because it’s surrounded by all of the healthy stuff like milk and juice.
	Okay…so you take a trip down to Mexico with your wife and you’re thinking to yourself, “Man…this is great. I think I’m going to purchase a souvenir.” So you take a look at the window and you see this. Kinda makes Spencers look tame, doesn’t?

Mr. Tumbleweed

Video of a tumbleweed in my new neighborhood.