Welcome to Szetoland…the other ‘funner’ theme park!

This site was created so that all of my family and friends would be able to have a central place online to get together and discuss many, many, many important issues such as:

- Who just graduated and what their GPA was.

- Who just moved and are tired of listening to them complain about their commute.

- Who is having a baby and how they’re already so tired.

- Why they bought a green colored dress when the ‘sage’ color looks better.

- Why one person bought a DVD and the other has to top them by buying a ‘Special Enhanced Edition’ DVD.

- Why someone would go to a busy mall on a Saturday afternoon and complain about no available parking.

- Who the cheapest tipper when everyone goes to eat at a fancy restaurant.

- Why they complain about not having money when they have enough money to feed the needy.

- Why someone complain that they’re too cold when the air conditioning is still running.

- When someone receives items for free but complains that the items were nothing but trash.

- When someone opens up a refrigerator full of food and says, “There’s nothing to eat!”

So, if you are a family or a friend of mine, feel free to continue into this wonderful theme park called Szetoland. If you are a complete stranger, you may feel free to continue if you qualify for just one of the following criterieas:

1. You make money by being lazy.

2. You have a lot of money…so much money that you make Donald Trump’s fortune chump change.

3. You have so much real estate that a 5000 sq. ft. home on a 2 acre lot is tiny to you.

If you do, email me at sszeto@ix.netcom.com and we can discuss how a distinguished individual such as yourself may join the elite family members of this site.

Last revised: 08.04.04